WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????
Im American and I dont even know what it means.
im funnier online where I can’t stutter
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking
*puts weed in birthday goodie bags*
the url is what really makes this post worthwhile
Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.
I hope some of the things
You said were true.
About how you felt,
How you cared.
I hope that wasn’t a lie too.
my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog
i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone
This is my weakness
this is everyone’s weakness
every time i see this i reblog it
Best thing ever
a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh